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petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this 

Anonymous
asks:
Lmao how do you feel about England having total dominance over you silly scots who can't stand up for them self? You're England's lil' bitch, SON

jesuslovesjohnlock:

Well luckily I’m a bottom so I quite like being a person’s bitch

Perfectly witty

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

badnoodles:

All hail iOS 8

badnoodles:

All hail iOS 8

rosebudwhite:

Two kinds of people

highgarden-queen:

Independence Advice to Scotland: Just throw the tea into the harbor.

Xoxo Americans

armandrocracy:

This would have been helpful information 238 years ago. 

armandrocracy:

This would have been helpful information 238 years ago. 

writtenrealities:

"IF YE HAD THE CHANCE TAE CHANGE YER FATE… WOULD YE?" should be the catchphrase of the scottish independence referendum

pissedoffemojis:

Tonight, America is going to be knocking on Scotland’s door with beer and movies to talk bad about their ex :P

johnnyswagnami:

I. Love. This.

johnnyswagnami:

I. Love. This.